The Most WTF Attack On Titan Endorsements from a Razor Blade Company

Japan has the best ads. For proof, look no further than Schick.

Schick is bringing the ultimate “DREAM SHAVING” for men Around the world. I can’t want to replace my Gillette because it seems that shaving with the Schick Quattro 5 Titanium is like shaving in zero gravity space with the help of a beautiful, bikini-clad woman. Can’t wait.

If that does not convince you, feel free to imagine solders from the Recon Corp swinging past your face and slicing you stub. Your chin can’t feel smoother after that.

A website campaign has launched by Schick here.